15 Jan Stone Throwers Wanted
Its Saturday night and my neighbors are having a wild-scream-their-heads-off-swear F_U at-the-top-of-their-lungs party. (I never knew there were so many different ways to use the F-word...
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14 Jan The Definition of Love
What is the definition of love?Spending 2 hours baking: GF chocolate cake, Oatmeal Raisin cookies, heavenly Corn/Rice/Tapioca flour bread and Banana Chocolate Chip cake - for my children when Im on a diet and CANT EAT ANY OF IT. Zip. Nada. Not even a...
Read More14 Jan Hungry for Men.
(Okay - now that blog post title was TOTALLY ripped off from a Sean Kingston song and TOTALLY designed to pique your scandalous interest...
Read More10 Jan Big Fat Loser
The World's (Former) Fattest Man is suing the UK government for 'not helping' him enough to lose weight. Wow, what a splendiferous idea! I always thought i was fat because I reeeeeally like to eat. And i reeeeeeeallly dont like to exercise. Because yesterday I...
Read More08 Jan Criminal Conversations
I am blessed with a son who has exceptional social skills. He smiles, he chats, he charms, he bonds, he canoodles. He's even on a first name basis with ALL the other kids mums at his school. Thats right - i go to pick him...
Read More05 Jan Just a Trademe Junkie
I'm in the bad books. Or to put it more precisely - Im in the 'Naughty Spot'. (If youve never seen that child rearing show where a British Nanny goes round telling people what crappy parents they are, then you really need to check it...
Read More03 Jan 2010 in Review
I was only just starting to get used to writing the date 2010 and heck, its 2011 already. Where did the year go? What happened to it? My year was one dominated by writing. Stressing out about writing. And then more writing.In January we set...
Read More02 Jan What’s in a name?
So Im faced with a conundrum. Of existential proportions:Im still sleepless but now i live in Auckland. So technically, 'Sleepless in Samoa' is a big fat lie. Hmmm what to name my blog? Im looking around for inspiration. There's so many clever names out...
Read More29 Dec Simple Pleasures
I just have to rave about how amazing wireless internet is. Cos I just moved to Niusila and Im just a fob who only had dialup and now Im sitting on the sofa blogging on my laptop while JB is on FB at the exact...
Read More29 Dec De – Fenceless
I feel naked. Vulnerable. Exposed. We have arrived in New Zealand and are settling into our new home. Its lovely and all. But so...
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