You're BOTTLE FEEDING your baby!? You BAD BAD mother!My little bro and his significant other are going to be parents very soon - for the very first time. ( Congratulations!) In honor of their impending sleepless nights and exhaustion fuelled days, I composed a list....
Read MoreIts Saturday night and my neighbors are having a wild-scream-their-heads-off-swear F_U at-the-top-of-their-lungs party. (I never knew there were so many different ways to use the F-word...
Read MoreWhat is the definition of love?Spending 2 hours baking: GF chocolate cake, Oatmeal Raisin cookies, heavenly Corn/Rice/Tapioca flour bread and Banana Chocolate Chip cake - for my children when Im on a diet and CANT EAT ANY OF IT. Zip. Nada. Not even a...
Read More(Okay - now that blog post title was TOTALLY ripped off from a Sean Kingston song and TOTALLY designed to pique your scandalous interest...
Read MoreThe World's (Former) Fattest Man is suing the UK government for 'not helping' him enough to lose weight. Wow, what a splendiferous idea! I always thought i was fat because I reeeeeally like to eat. And i reeeeeeeallly dont like to exercise. Because yesterday I...
Read MoreI am blessed with a son who has exceptional social skills. He smiles, he chats, he charms, he bonds, he canoodles. He's even on a first name basis with ALL the other kids mums at his school. Thats right - i go to pick him...
Read MoreI'm in the bad books. Or to put it more precisely - Im in the 'Naughty Spot'. (If youve never seen that child rearing show where a British Nanny goes round telling people what crappy parents they are, then you really need to check it...
Read MoreI was only just starting to get used to writing the date 2010 and heck, its 2011 already. Where did the year go? What happened to it? My year was one dominated by writing. Stressing out about writing. And then more writing.In January we set...
Read MoreSo Im faced with a conundrum. Of existential proportions:Im still sleepless but now i live in Auckland. So technically, 'Sleepless in Samoa' is a big fat lie. Hmmm what to name my blog? Im looking around for inspiration. There's so many clever names out...
Read MoreI just have to rave about how amazing wireless internet is. Cos I just moved to Niusila and Im just a fob who only had dialup and now Im sitting on the sofa blogging on my laptop while JB is on FB at the exact...
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