03 Sep You Can’t Handle the Truth!
I was invited to speak at a Youth Careers Evening where two of my Fab5 would be in attendance. In other words, the possibility of embarassing my children was very real.
Big Daughter’s advice – “Tell them about going on book tour and all the people that line up for you to sign their book. Tell them you work with gorgeous cover models and designers.”
I said, “But that only happens when I release a new book. As in once a year. The rest of the time Im sitting in my cave eating donuts and writing. In my pyjamas all day.”
Look of horror, “You cant tell them the TRUTH! Then they’ll know what a boring job you have and how uncool you are.”
The truth. It hurts.